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Metal Tit

Metal Tit (1991)

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Metal Tit

(c) 1991 Words by Lord Bryon and Dethkorpz, Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: Lord Bryon (with Beth, Anus & K.K.)

Guitar solos: Beth, Anus, K.K.

It began at the dawn of time, a new order for humankind
The iron-clad rise in prophecy, cast in steel their destiny
Into battle the soldiers ride, killing technology implanted inside
Reign in blood the steel battalion preparing the way for the queen metallion

Had a dream about a horse and it's bit
Woke up with my mouth on a metal tit
Went down to the Square to get real lit
Ended up sukin on the big metal tit!

Tit! Metal Tit! Tit! Metal Tit!

Couldn't stop sukin on her godly clit
Til I discovered she had a metal tit
On someone else's cock I made her sit
While I ripped off that fukin fake metal tit!

Tit! Metal Tit! Tit! Metal Tit!

Tried to get a kunt with my chemistry kit
But out came a steamin metal tit
So I got out my yarn and started to knit
As hot steamin cum oozed from the metal tit!

Tit! Metal Tit! Tit! Metal Tit!

Shoved a pliers up her cavernous slit
Until I pinched a nip of the metal tit aaagh!
Her Godzilla-like clit threw me into a fit
Gave me a chance to nuke that sleazy metal tit!

Tit! Tit! Tit! Tit! Tit! Tit! Tit! Tit!
Tit! Tit! Tit! Tit! Tit! Tit! Tit! Tit!
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Mother Earth has given birth to the daughter of the metallic age
Wheels turn, the infidels burn, in glory steel warriors rage
In the desert she rises to sustain the chosen ones
The prophets ride to greet her and the machinary to come
And we bow down to worship
THE METAL TIT!

Vacuum Deth

(c) 1991 Words and Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: K.K. Korpz

Guitar solos: K.K., Anus

Spinning and drifting, falling through nothing
Trapped in Outer Space
My spacesuit is ripped, my life has been gyped
I stare at Deth in the face
Tumbling and writhing, my blood cells are fighting
Fighting for pockets of air
Deliver me Jesus, take back my fetus
Save me from vacuum despair!

Toxic Void steals my breath
Now I breathe Vacuum Deth!

My mission to Venus, a product of genius
I was the courageous soul
Fire in the sky it was I who would fly
To the dark and wonderous Black Hole
In the Asteroid belt my fear was felt
Spaceship and Comet become one
Subatomic explosion, magnetic implosion
Spaceship falls straight into Sun!

Toxic Void steals my breath
Now I breathe Vacuum Deth!

Childhood journey from Pluto to Mercury
It all comes back to me now
Excitement and drama, life in Andromeda
Oh how the memories abound
Now that I'm facing Certain Deth I long for company
Alone in my plight in the Dark of Night
There is no one but meeeee

Toxic Void steals my breath
Now I breathe . . . . Ahhhhhhhhhhggggg!!!!!!!

Burning Nipples

(c) 1991 Words by Lord Bryon and Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: Lord Bryon

Ya babe I want to eat Ure tits
As hard & red as baco bits
I love the way Ure tits sag
Wanna wipe my ass with ure boob rag

From my cock red U’ll turn
Burn burn nipple burn
Eat tit suck boob
I’ll give U a hot loob

Bake my cock til it’s an iron rail
Make me drink cum from a rusty pail
Bitch I know U’ve got class
So shove a broomstick down my ass

Ure nipple is gonna bake
When I smelt off that plastic fake
Since Jesse Helms has too much clout
Cunt I’ll eat U inside out!

Rock 'n' Roll Gypsy

(c) 1991 Words and Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: Beth Errection

Narration by: Lord Bryon

Guitar solos: Anus, K.K.

I was bidin' my time drinkin' my wine
Until I laid eyes on you
You were the hottest thing these eyes had ever beheld
And I could tell that you wanted me too

You looked me over, couldn't get enuff!
I'm a Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy, Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy
Red Hot Lovin', you know I'm too tuff!
I'm a Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy, Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy -- Yeah!

Shacked up for three weeks, it was heaven on earth
But you know I was born to roam
I had to hit the road with my Rock 'N' Roll Band
And I know you'll wait til I get home

No one ever said that lovin' ain't ruff!
I'm a Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy, Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy
Red Hot Lovin', you know I'm too tuff!
I'm a Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy, Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy -- Yeah!

Lord Bryon's Monologue:

Suzie was gettin' in the tub and the water was real hot
Wendy climbed in and her tits were saggin'!
And Suzie just couldn't take the pain --
She grabbed the meat cleaver and looked in that beaver!

Now I paid my dues in the Danger Zone
And I got lovin' on my mind
But what's there to do? I'm already sick of you
Get out of here you're wasting my time

You looked me over, couldn't get enuff!
I'm a Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy, Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy
Red Hot Lovin', you know I'm too tuff!
I'm a Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy, Rock 'N' Roll Gypsy -- Yeah!

Klingons

(c) 1991 Words and Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: Beth Errection

Guitar solo: Beth

may'yotlhDaq maghomchuq
jIH chosuwIp soH
pagh qamojmoH yInlIj
soH qaHoHmoHbej jIH

mInlIjDaq qaDuQ tajwIj
pIplIj qaghor jIH
Des'usmeylIjje qape'
'IwlIj jItlhutlh 'ej lomlIj sop

nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'

Translation:

"On the battlefield we meet.
You are afraid to fight me.
Your life will become nothing.
I will certainly kill you.

I stick my knife in you eye,
I snap your spine,
I cut off your arms and legs,
I drink your blood and eat your corpse.

Where is the bathroom?"

Alien Graveyard

(c) 1991 Music by Dethkorpz

Instrumental
Butt-Smokin' Reefer

(c) 1991 Words by Lord Bryon and Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: Lord Bryon

Guitar solo: K.K.

Ya babe U are so hot
Out of Ure ass grows some pot
Smokin’ all day, smokin’ all nite
Cum on hon, and let me take a bite

Butt Smokin’ Reefer
Butt Smokin’ Reefer
Smells like a queefer!
Butt Smokin’ Reefer!!

U my ass with gel did anoint
Slip in that long smokin’ joint
Aren’t U ready to take a hit?
What’s that smoking, is it Ure clit?

Stick up Ure ass a slippery iguana
And then a bong hit of cheap marijuana
Smoke it until I get real lit
And on my face don’t take a shit!

In for Sin

(c) 1991 Words and Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: K.K. Korpz

Guitar solos: K.K., Anus

Sin!
It was late, I got caught in the middle of the nite
I stood up -- whippin' my bitch in the fight
Dragged out to the car for goin' too far
Cuffs on my wrists, spendin' the piss
I did it again that's why I'm in for sin
In for sin
In for sin

Sin!
It was hot, she was bringin' herself unto me
She got cold and I knew how it had to be
Well I gave her the slip, got out my whip
Caught in the fire now my gun's for hire
I did it again that's why I'm in for sin
In for sin
In for sin

My soul is in debt and I ain't got no regrets
My woman's in black, she knows I'll be back
And I'll do it again Yes I'll do it again!
I'll be in for sin
In for sin
In for sin

Evil Sex Wizard

(c) 1991 Words and Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: Anus Oatmeal

Guitar solos: Anus, K.K.

She had the baddest case of Hooters that I ever saw
Must of had at least a 69 inch bra
Walked up to her all for of sex and sin
Said oh baby baby can the Wizard cum in?

I'm the Evil Sex, Sex Wizard
So full of love I rock like a blizzard
I'm the Evil Sex, Sex Wizard
Get a shot of my loving tonite

We went to the hotel and we got on the floor
Didn't even have no time to close the door
You wouldn't believe the crowd that gathered around
They all applaud when the wizard goes down

I'm the Evil Sex, Sex Wizard
So full of love I rock like a blizzard
I'm the Evil Sex, Sex Wizard
Get a shot of my loving tonite
Get a shot of my loving all right

G-Spot Love Tornado

(c) 1991 Music by Dethkorpz

A bass solo by: Beth Errection

Instrumental
The C.O.R.P.S.E. Epic

(c) 1991 Words by Lord Bryon and Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: Lord Bryon

Guitar solos: Anus, K.K., Beth

Drum solo: Menardo

Part I: Corpses One for All

Corpses just have no rights
U know that really bites
So corpses put up a fight!!!!

Part II: Corpse Glory

Billy really pissed me off, now I want to make him dead
So I took my red axe to the max now Billy’s rotting in the grave
Next day I kinda felt bad, so I got even more mad!
Ya know Jimmy just takes the cake so I’ll slice him up with my rake

Johnny said, “let’s go to the mall” so I beat his face in with a blue ball
Then I started to feel real down watching his corpse bleed into the ground
I got really sick and started to puke, went to the grave looking for a corpse to nuke
Digging up the corpse I thought of Ned and how he would taste after I beat him half dead!

Part III: Intercorpse

(an instrumental interlude)

Part IV: Chopped Corpses Eat Me Alive

Woke up drunk this morning, scum floating around in my mind
Lifted up the toilet seat and got a whiff of rotting corpse meat
Didn’t know Donna made me that mad, her pussing corpse all iron-clad
So pathetic and dead as a rock, kinda feels like the state of my cock

Walk down the street and what do I see but a bunch of corpses taking a pee!
Next thing I know in front of me is a hungry corpse, I do decree
Had no means to run away, no way to keep the corpses at bay
One by one they pulled me apart -- have you ever smelt a corpse fart?

Liz

(c) 1991 Words and Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: Beth Errection

Saxophone solo: Beth

The sun shines down, another perfect day
As I walk around my thoughts never stray
It gets so hard to be alone, I start to think of you
I long to be the one you hold -- Oh Liz what can I do?
I imagine us hand in hand, laughing the day away
Smiling lovers in Wonderland, it's time for me to say:

Take my hand (come on take my hand)
I'll show you what Love is
We'll take the world (turn the world around)
And turn it around
Look me in the eye and tell me that you love me Liz

I know it's hard to trust in a man
But don't put up your guard cause I understand
There's no reason to be afraid, you can trust in me
My love for you will never fade, I'm yours eternally
What I feel will always last, I will never betray
I'm not like the men in your past, so believe me when I say:

Take my hand (come on take my hand)
I'll show you what Love is
We'll take the world (turn the world around)
And turn it around
Look me in the eye and tell me that you love me Liz

Satan Is Calling *

* Bonus track only available on the CD reissue

(c) 1991 Words and Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: K.K. Korpz (with Anus)

(Censored)

The Act of Incest *

* Bonus track only available on the CD reissue

(c) 1991 Music by Dethkorpz / words added 2001

Lead vocals: Orson Welles, R.I.P.

The act, the act of incest
Sexual relations
Sexual relations between persons too closely related by blood to be entitled to marry
That's what it means -- sexual relations
Is there anyone in the whole christian world who doesn't know it's a crime?
That's what it means

The act, the act of incest
The act, the act of incest
The act, the act of incest

Sexual relations
Sexual relations -- that's what it means
Sexual relations
Is there anyone in the whole christian world who doesn't know it's a crime?

The act, the act of incest
The act, the act of incest
The act, the act of incest

Sexual relations -- that's what it means
A crime against nature shocking and repulsive to every basic sense of propriety, decency and good citizenship
A crime against nature shocking and repulsive to every basic sense of propriety, decency and good citizenship
Sexual relations

101 Ways To Die *

* Bonus track only available on the CD reissue

(c) 1991 Words and Music by Dethkorpz

Lead vocalist: Beth Errection

Guitar solos: K.K. & Anus

(Cumming Soon)

 

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