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Dethkorpz 1998

Dethkorpz Chronology

1987 Beth Errection & Killian K. Korpz meet in Madison, Wisconsin.
1988 Anus Oatmeal & Lord Bryon move to Madison.
1989 Anus, KK & Beth form Dethkorpz and record the material that would eventually become the album "Evil Sex Wizard" in basements and dorm rooms.
1990 Lord Bryon begins to write lyrics and record with Dethkorpz; T.C. Bohrhemian brings his drum kit down to the basement and "Blood Whips & Vomit" is recorded; "BWV" and "ESW" are simultaneously released on DIY cassettes.
1991 Dethkorpz hooks up with new drummer Menardo and records the opus "Metal Tit", again released as a DIY cassette; KK & Anus form abortive side project with Lord Bryon, at one point to be called "HUXTER" -- a few songs are recorded which are eventually released on "The Beast of Lord Bryon" CD ten years later.
1992 Lord Bryon announces he is quitting the band just as they are about to embark on the "Virgin Eliminator Tour"; band attempts to soldier on with Argentine vocalist Rico Suave, but he only knows Ozzy covers and can't even remember the words; Dethkorpz gives up and returns home to begin recording an abortive 4th album to be entitled "Blue Steel" -- two unfinished tracks are recorded ("Deth Riders" and "Accelerator / Blue Steel") before the band calls it quits.
1993 - 1994 The members of Dethkorpz leave Madison; no activity.
1995 Lord Bryon records some demos in Ann Arbor, Michigan with Anus Oatmeal, including his first new composition in 4 years "Gloryhole" (eventually released on the "Lord Bryon" CD); later that year, KK and Anus form a new synth-based group "Atomic Jones" in Chicago.
1996 "Atomic Jones" breaks up; Lord Bryon records two more brand new songs with Anus: "Weirton" and "Lesbian Vampire."
1997 Beth Errection also moves to Chicago and begins rehearsing with KK & Anus; they start writing new material; Lord Bryon comes to visit and all the members of Dethkorpz are in the same room for the first time in five years .
1998 The reserected Dethkorpz begin to work in earnest on a comeback album, the ambitious "Dethkorpz IV: The Reserection"; Lord Bryon writes two new songs for the project, and three previously unrecorded Lord Bryon gems are unearthed; another new Lord Bryon song, "Butt Slut" (not to be confused with "Slut") is recorded by Dethkorpz using synthesizers and drum machines(!)
1999 On Halloween, the 69-minute long CD "Dethkorpz IV: The Reserection" is unleashed; Dethkorpz play gigs in the Chicago area (without Lord Bryon); work begins on the next album, yet another concept album this time warning about the turn of the millenium (however recording falls behind schedule and it isn't completed until late 2000.)
2000 The fifth Dethkorpz album "Apocalypse 1999 6661" is released -- a baffling concept album about time running backwards, symbolized in part by the fact that every song title is a palindrome -- Lord Bryon contributes two new songs; a third new Lord Bryon song "Dominique Buttfuque" is recorded for the long-planned Lord Bryon "Solo Album"; "Blood Whips & Vomit" (1990) and a remixed "Metal Tit" (1991) are reissued on CD; the expanded "Metal Tit" includes studio outtakes and a rare guest vocal by the late Orson Welles; Dethkorpz performs at a wedding in Wisconsin.
2001 "The Beast of Lord Bryon" is finally released, collecting ten years' worth of previously unissued Lord Bryon recordings; the debut album "Evil Sex Wizard" (1989) is also reissued on CD; however no performances or new recordings are made during the year.
2002 The events of September 11 inspire Dethkorpz to return to the studio, resulting in the sixth album "Muffalo" (the first Dethkorpz album since 1989 not to feature Lord Bryon); new part-time drummer Witch Killer joins the band on stage and in the studio; Dethkorpz then shocks the metal world by announcing after a sold-out concert in Chicago that they are going on indefinite hiatus.

Personnel:

Beth Errection Beth

K.K. K. K. Korpz

Anus Oatmeal Anus

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Sometimes Dethkorpz is joined by a man who is nearly a legend. A poet whose verse has induced orgasmic spontaneous bowel release on three continents. A singer whose voice brings women to ecstasy with a mere cough of phlegm. Truly, the super-pimp of the 20th century:

Lord Bryon

LORD BRYON!!!