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All lyrics on this page (c) 1990 - 1999 by Dethkorpz, All Rights Reserved
| Shitstorm (c) 1997 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Beth Errection Guitar solos: Anus, K.K., Beth |
The sun disappears
like it got flushed, the sky is turning brown. The air grows fetid, powerful stench, horizon swirling down. There's something brewing messily, the temperature's steaming warm. My bowels clutch uneasily as I await the coming storm! The wind comes roaring in just like 10,000 drunken farts. Overpowering noxiousness, the stink it stops my heart. Then the earth becomes a toilet, the shit-storm it began. The heavens raining down its filth -- Nature shits on man! Diarrhea downpour soaks me like a gale force of vomit Dying disgustingly I'm drowning in shit. Hurricane of waste, funnel of brown, tornado of feces! Maelstrom of shit from the sphincter of the storm tearing me to pieces!! |
| Fuck Christ Satan Words (c) 1990 by Lord Bryon / Music(c) 1997 by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Lord Bryon Guitar solos: Anus |
Lord
Bryon: "Bitch, U mean a lot to me." Bitch: "Do I really mean that much to U? Lord Bryon: "Cunt, U know it’s true." When we get to
Heaven Ure hymen I’ll heist |
| Load Master Apprentice (c) 1998 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: K.K. Korpz Guitar solos: K.K. |
One thousand three
hundred years Load Master spreading the fear Sitting up on the throne he sees Villagers chained feet to feet I’ve seen the blood and the spillage of guts I’ve seen my Mother’s face in the mud My mouth spreads in the form of a scream Load Master set me free! I’ve been chosen, can it be true? To hurt the many, protect the few Forced to stand at the Load Master’s side But the tears of rage I can barely hide! I’ve seen the blood and the spillage of guts I’ve seen my Mother’s face in the mud My mouth spreads in the form of a scream Load Master set me free! |
| Island of Deth (c) 1999 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Anus Oatmeal (with Beth & K.K.) Guitar solos: K.K., Anus |
In the summer of
screaming, I remember it all The servants were naked, they stood out in the hall While a thousand bleeding sinners were taken to die Their cries rang out yet I could only sigh! O now that I'm older I know I was wrong Should have buried their bodies, now the stench is too strong! But I won't be taken from this Island of Deth I'll rule by iron fist until my dying breath!! You are my children, kneel at my throne Taking firstborn daughters from each and every home Nobody cries as one by one they die Who will be left here later to ask why? |
| Die Fuckers (c) 1998 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Anus Oatmeal (with K.K.) Guitar solos: Anus, K.K. |
Mein Faust in dein
Mund, mein Faust in dein Kunt! Mein unheimlich Begierde ist schrechlich Ich haltst dir unbeweglich!!!!!! Scheisse! Made! Durchfahl! Erbrechen! Die Kum!!!!!!!! Die Fuckers! Die Fuckers! Die Fuckers! Du! Du hast kein Hoden! Meine Hoden sind ungeheuer Wo? Wo sind mein Hoden? Meine Hoden sind Rindfleisch geschlieft! Translation: My fist in your mouth, my fist in your Kunt. My lurid lust is terrible. I hold you immobile. Shit! Maggots! Diarrhea! Vomit! The Kum!!!!! The Fuckers! (X3) You! You have no testicles! My testicles are enormous. Where? Where are my testicles? My testicles are ground beef! |
| Joe Eszterhas (c) 1998 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: K.K. Korpz Guitar solos: K.K. |
Boiling pussy with a cup of tea Boiling pussy, she's PG-13 Boiling pussy, her name's Ginger Lee She's got a pussy, treat it gingerly Stir it with my spoon In the beginning there was light I didn't know it was this bright You think that it's such a scream? THINK TWICE BABY!!! I didn't mean to hurt you baby -- I LOVE YOU. Oh Cindy, why did you have to run away? What is this a harem? |
| Sleaze!!! Words (c) 1990 by Lord Bryon / Music(c) 1998 by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Lord Bryon Guitar solos: Anus, K.K. |
Walked
out into the cool breeze on my way to find some sleaze. Hey hon get down on Ure knees and nibble on my sex cheese. Had to pawn off my gun, but instead I slaughtered a nun. Had no time to take a breath, just couldn't stop beating her to death! Sex, drugs and lots of sleaze, I'm fuckin hard to please! So get the hell out of my way or U I will have to slay! I drank her yeast infection, then I ate her abortion I said "Fuck me to the bone!" -- I gave her the master load Fuck U bitch, fuck me whore, I WANT SLEAZE!! Sex, drugs and lots of sleaze, I'm fuckin hard to please! So get the hell out of my way Or U I will have to slay! U suck I'll make U dead as I fuck Ure corpse in bed U won't even feel my load of lead as I ram U like a corpse sled! |
| Whiskey Knights (c) 1998 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Anus Oatmeal Guitar solos: Anus |
Four whores and seven
beers ago I came to Where? I don't know . . . Wrung the puke out of my pants De Lawd done gave me another chance. Just because I'm so damned drunk, they laugh at me, those freakin' punks! Back in the day I'd show 'em a fight, but now I just dream of those Whiskey Knights Jesus Christ wants to murder me, the enemy of sobriety Drinkin' every drop I can is just my way of saying "FUCK THE MAN!!!" Lord knows I know who I am -- the two-bit son of Snakebite Sam Toothless and ruthless but I don’t know why Whiskey Bottle love me so Whiskey Knights oh yeah Whiskey Nights I wish I might have a Whiskey tonite, yeah! |
| Suicide Boy (c) 1998 Words by Lord Bryon and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Lord Bryon Guitar solos: Anus, K.K. |
My
woman is a bottle of Jim Beam She's brimming with my copious love cream I'm so pathetic even the corpses are mean I'm gonna turn me into Soylent Green I want to be dead, maybe I'll eat some lead The grim reaper must be fed, he calls me to lay in his bed! I am the Omega Man of my dreams Except my pencil sharpener fits Harold Reems I eat my shit just to stay alive . . . Sperm bank nutrients taken to survive! I got no cash so I can't get laid Bitch cut off my dick cuz I aint' getting paid So I went to the doc to get a new rock Now I got peyronies of the cock! I want to be dead, maybe I'll eat some lead The grim reaper must be fed, he calls me to lay in his bed! |
| Sexual Suicide (c) 1998 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocals: Beth Errection and K.K. Korpz Guitar solos: K.K. |
Today's the day I end
it all the bag around my head Suffocating ecstasy, spank the monkey dead Pressure building in my loins coming to a boil Watch me as I knuckle-shuffle off this mortal coil!! Autoerotic asphyxiation's the only way to go! Sexual suicide -- about to die, about to blow! Vision fades to black at last I'm finally going blind Orgasm soon to leave this world behind . . . Suspended from the ceiling but the rope begins to break Gravity interrupts what should have been the final shake I hit the floor, the bag is torn, the garrote falls undone Not only did I fail to die, I also failed to cum! She was so lovely, a flower in the sun I needed her body to drain me of cum Then she screamed and grabbed my nuts As she gave birth to her own guts! Dripping with blood but yet my cock hangs dry She's first to cum but I have yet to die! I cannot cum, I cannot die self loathing sexual misery And each unsuccessful suicide is nature's way of mocking me Masturbation, copulation, too impotent to end it all My lust to leave this life explodes I must heed its call Building to a climax, blue balls bringing on the black My arsenal erected, now orgasm my attack! I'll shove a nuclear missile up the cunt of Mother Earth . . . AND FUCK YOU ALL TO DETH!!! |
| Got Love (c) 1997 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Anus Oatmeal Guitar solos: Anus, K.K. |
Baby baby pleeze, get
down on your knees Have a piece of cheeze and suck out my disease? Your oral urges will blow my mind It’s your fantasy, girl, and it’s also mine. And this girl walks up to me and she says: "Whatta you got that THEY ain’t got?" Well I Got Love, I Got Love Love Love!!! Got Love, I Got Love Love Love etc. Baby I need more, so get up off the floor I don't care if you're sore, I'm comin' in your backdoor! Whoah yeah! Here I come! etc. Well I Got Love! I Got Love Love Love, Got Love (etc.) This feeling never ends -- I’ve given you the bends So while your body mends, introduce me to your friends! The little girls are our biggest fans You will deliver them unto my hands . . . |
| Honey Gunner (c) 1998 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Beth Errection Guitar solos: K.K., Anus & Beth |
You're such a special
girl, a cracker-jack surprise Like an oyster hides its pearl there's a secret 'tween your thighs! The weatherman don't know how ya get humid when you get hot!!! But I'm ready for the shower when I hit that special spot!!! Honey Gunner, Honey Gunner, Honey Gunner, Honey Gunner yeah, yeah, yeah!!! You're the Mona Lisa and I know why you grin It's no enigma to me why you let me in Heaven, baby, heaven -- is just a finger away G marks that magic spot so just let that nectar spray!! Honey Gunner, Honey Gunner, Honey Gunner, Honey Gunner yeah, yeah, yeah!!! You're a juicy lucy when I roam down south You want to do like I do and shoot it in my mouth!!! |
| Polaris (c) 1997 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocals: K.K. Korpz (with Beth & Anus) Guitar solos: Anus, K.K. |
Man of metal, man of
flesh Does my presence steal your breath? Do you think you can find the Answers? Do you think you can beat the bastards? Hunting for fun with no one in sight Cleaning his gun missiles in the night -- Polaris! . . . I remember the children at play in the laboratory where we all stayed. . . Institution, REVOLUTION! Robots write the Constitution! Hunting for fun with no one in sight Cleaning his gun missiles in the night -- Polaris! Polaris!!! Polaris!!! Polaris!!! (etc.) |
| P.N.S. (c) 1997 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: K.K. Korpz Guitar solo: Anus Sax solo: Beth |
Had a fine time with
this lady last nite Woke up this mornin', she just wants to fight! What's the matter baby? Well! She says she got PMS! You think you got a load to bear, girl? Take a look at my P.N.S.! Cruisin' around town with some hard Rock n' Roll Thinkin' about how hot it is down in the South Pole Well there she is, I know her well -- the lady in the pink dress!!! She come up and take care of me when I'm coming down with P.N.S.! Woke up this morning with a hard case of P.N.S. The girls call me the King of Pain -- and I confess! Now the cops are after me, there ain't no time to rest! Well they can try and put me away . . . . (. . . . but there ain't no cure for P.N.S.! ) |
| Corporate Ass Boy (c) 1998 Words by Lord Bryon and Bone Yard / Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Lord Bryon Guitar solo: Anus |
Affirmative
corporate action, so good for your anal traction Invasive rodent pleasure as they rob your rectal treasure. Corporate raiders infest like maggots hoping to rally their troops of faggots Merging and acquiring is their trade as their shit-stained hands get paid Company need, anal bleed, toxic belch, playground felch! Portfolios reek
like rancid cabbage, America's bunghole do they savage |
Feast The Beast Words (c) 1991 by Lord Bryon / Music(c) 1998 by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Lord Bryon |
Oh what a hot
little chick My pricks getting harder than a brick Ure such a little mass Nibbling away up my hot ass Give me what I need Ooh Ure a mighty
nice mama I'm game for a
rampant force |
