The Compleat Lyrics to Apocalypse 1999 6661 |
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The Compleat Lyrics to Apocalypse 1999 6661 |
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All lyrics on this page (c) 2000 by Dethkorpz, All Rights Reserved
| ANAL LANA (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocals: K.K. (with Anus) |
Anal Lana got
a new tattoo Now shes lookin for something else to prove She gets attention with her high heeled boots And all them boys wanna get some abuse Sittin on the couch at the club What are all those guys sittin there thinkin of? I known her than any one of them Whats the reason you see so many other men? Come on Lana and gimme some lovin Dont try and set me up with your cousin You only flirt with me when your attached to someone else And in between you just spend time with yourself I went to your birthday celebration It was you and me and twenty five other men You didnt smoke or drink and you dont eat meat Arent you the girl who was raised to be so sweet? Cigarettes and marijuana sounds real good But she say she dont wanna Anal Lana put on that leather Got to get my self together And start chasin someone named heather I was pumpin gas and I saw you drivin past Left me wonderin where you off to so fast I offered you a trick to fool your head You said your high on life and your cat needed to be fed Why wont you look my way anymore? Cant you see that Im the one you adore? Casual sex and marijuana sounds real good But you know she dont wanna Anal Lana put on that leather |
| EROS EYESORE (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Beth Errection Bass solos: Beth |
When she's walkin' you can't
help stare as she goes by But when she's talkin' you can't look her in the eye Cuz she's a looker up until the five foot mark But if you took her you'd have to do it in the dark She's got a body that's built for sin It's such a disgrace that a
body that sparks such lust |
| ESP ROCK CORPSE (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Anus Oatmeal Guitar solos: Anus |
Jimi Hendrix played guitar His mama said you'll be a star But then one day he went too far And wound up drowning in his car He's still buried to this day Time is running down the
drain |
| STIFF IF FITS (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Beth Errection |
You make me angry, you
really really suck You make me so mad I'll fuck you up You make me angry you stupid fucking cunt I'll fuck you up, I'll fuck you up, I'll fuck you up When I get through with you youll
never get out of bed Eat my fucking hatred! |
| TIDE POOP EDIT (c) 2000 Words by Lord Bryon and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Lord Bryon |
Bitch cum
all over me! Strip club nights, hot fucking women Bitches in heat, Weirton girls all over my thong Suck me out, eat me hard Give me Ure twat Ill fuck it all night I want Ure clit I want Ure butt Ure a fucking slut Give me Ure jugs Queef in my face Bitch, slut, whore, trollop,
slattern, prostitute! |
| NOOSE SOON (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocals: Beth Errection Guitar solos: K.K. Harmonica solo: Beth |
I'm the meanest hombre to
ever hit the trail Sired by a serpent born to a whore in jail I'm a six gun tornado, whiskey snorting lust Ace of Spades in my holster, another corpse in the dust I'm a sand blasted devil riding into town Survey the scene like a rattler, prepared to strike everyone down I'll only stay for an hour but they'll never forget There's not a crime in existance that Im not guilty of yet (yet) The lawmen sniffing at my tail are drawn to my contempt Their faces gaunt and grim and pale, their saddlebags hold sturdy hemp Surrounded now my final stand under a blood red moon More bodies than bullets on hand I'll see the NOOSE SOON |
| STAR RATS (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: K.K. (with Beth) Guitar solos: K.K. |
Kicked out of every galaxy
For wicked excess and impropriety (Star Rats flying free) Refugees from planet X Murderistic misfits branded with a hex Dictator James ruled system nine The army of Lars kept everyone in line (Star Rats biding time) Revolution came at last DETHKORPZ attacks with a supernova blast! STAR RATS scourge of the universe STAR RATS space cats, oh! Fastening our safety belts In hyperspace our presence will be felt Racing at the speed of light Target earth will someday be in sight (Do not attempt to fight) We will turn your flesh to ice The metal in your blood will soon suffice STAR RATS scourge of the universe STAR RATS star rats kicking ass! |
ROD ODOR (c) 2000 Words by Lord Bryon and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Lord Bryon Guitar solos: K.K. |
I
was cuntin, I was huntin Deposit
all of Ure love juice in 2 my mouth That
nite I met U in the strip club Take
it down take it down it eat up eat it down |
| A REPO OPERA (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocals: Beth, Anus & K.K. |
I've come
to take your car your several payments late You cannot
have my car how will I get to work? Fill me up
with gas I need some motor oil I'll pay you friday I'll have money look I'm just doing my job wax me I need groceries and my honey dont give me your excuses needs a new wig I've got a gig fuel me your making me mad drums are in hock and I must rock shut up shut up rotate tires just take out the keys and give them to me quit hasslin me and bringin me down wax me I have to get across town I hate the bus fuel me hand them over goddammit I hate walkin hey man I ain't jokin wax me I'm taking the car no you can't have it . . . |
| NEPTUNE NUTPEN (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocals: K.K & Beth |
Neptune seems a little
closer today It must be just a million miles away Isn't it our luck isn't it our fate Makes no difference what the scientists say Their too busy microcosm mistake Neptune seems a little closer today |
| DROP A PORD (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: K.K (with Beth) Guitar solos K.K. |
Goddammit mom and dad you
made me really mad They kicked me out school cuz I'm too fuckin cool My boss is such a jerk I should bring a gun to work The cops are such a pain wanna flush them down the drain I turn on MTV now why can't that be me? They want me for their war cuz clinton is a whore Old ladies like to stare I'm tattooed everywhere Do they feel disgust or do they stare in lust? I'll get my DROP A PORD retribution
DROP A PORD Take a big old whiff, I
hope you like your gift As your choking on the
stench |
| HOMO TOM OH (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Beth Errection |
He struts his stuff looks
oh so tough And he really loves to dance He loves to groove hes got all the moves And he's looking for romance The girls all think if they buy him a drink They might just got their chance But sad to say he don't swing that way In any circumstance! He
does everything he does as pretty as you please |
| NEMESIS I SEMEN (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Anus Oatmeal Guitar solos: Anus |
Si si Isis Semen I Nemesis In
nineteen hundred and ninety nine Si si Isis Six thousand six hundred
sixty one years |
| TITO MO TIT (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: K.K. Korpz |
Smooth brown skin sweet
Mexican meat Tito was the queen of the night time streets Chest shinin' in the neon light How could something so wrong feel so right? And all his friends say Weekly injections were just
half the plan And all his friends say |
| TACO CAT (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Trumpet solo: Beth |
(Censored) |
| TIT TIT TIT (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Beth |
She's a
beautiful bountiful bounceable girl One for my
left hand and one for my right |
| RAW AS A WAR (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz Lead vocalist: Beth Errection Guitar solos: Anus, K.K. |
Smashing through your
front line there's nothing you can do Crush all your resistance blitzkrieg action pushing through Barrage of heavy weapons pounding at your flank Diplomacy is futile you can't reason with a tank I take no prisoners I'm going to love you RAW AS A WAR Face the base invader the
battle lines are drawn The battle now is over my
triumph is complete I take no prisoners I'm going to love you RAW AS A WAR |
TULSA SLUT (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz / with additional lyrics by Lord Bryon Lead vocalist: Anus Oatmeal (with Lord Bryon) Guitar solos: Anus, K.K. |
Tulsa Slut with yer great
big butt Yer gonna land my ass back in jail Cuz I seen you with a guy or two And you know I'm only out on bail I know it's wrong and I been away too long In the pen with a hundred men Lord Bryon's Rap: Now
darlin I spent a long hard time behind bars |
DIO VOID (c) 2000 Words and Music by Dethkorpz |
(Censored) |